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Quoth the little red hen, "I'll eat it myself."
And I will eat it all myself. At this rate it will be gone sometime around next Saturday.
The one major failing turned out to be the sauce. I entirely failed to take into account the difference in consistency between pasta-sauce-from-a-jar and something a sane person would put on a pizza, such as tomato paste. As I was shopping yesterday, I decided that my jar of Safeway Verde pasta sauce would cut it. What a fool was I! As tasty as the tomato chunks in the sauce were, the rest was so thin that everything slides off when you pick up a slice.
Once it started looking like a pizza, I took pictures so that you can all see just what you're missing. Warning: I took high-resolution pictures.
This recipe is supposedly enough dough for two 14-inch pizzas. Fools, pizzas should be rectangular anyway. But, um, that's awfully thick.
What kind of idiot uses pasta sauce on pizza? Sheesh.
Mushrooms, olives, pineapple, chicken, ham, and onions. Hell yeah.
When in doubt, grate more cheese. Even if you're pretty sure it's a bad idea, use the entire block.
Someone stole a slice even before I could get a picture.
The existence of this entry means I clearly have too much time on my hands.
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The one major failing turned out to be the sauce. I entirely failed to take into account the difference in consistency between pasta-sauce-from-a-jar and something a sane person would put on a pizza, such as tomato paste. As I was shopping yesterday, I decided that my jar of Safeway Verde pasta sauce would cut it. What a fool was I! As tasty as the tomato chunks in the sauce were, the rest was so thin that everything slides off when you pick up a slice.
Once it started looking like a pizza, I took pictures so that you can all see just what you're missing. Warning: I took high-resolution pictures.
This recipe is supposedly enough dough for two 14-inch pizzas. Fools, pizzas should be rectangular anyway. But, um, that's awfully thick.
What kind of idiot uses pasta sauce on pizza? Sheesh.
Mushrooms, olives, pineapple, chicken, ham, and onions. Hell yeah.
When in doubt, grate more cheese. Even if you're pretty sure it's a bad idea, use the entire block.
Someone stole a slice even before I could get a picture.
The existence of this entry means I clearly have too much time on my hands.
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