memnus: Dragon with pigtails and glasses, saying "No sense... in a way that blows your mind?" (That makes no sense! (O&M))
Brian ([personal profile] memnus) wrote2007-04-06 07:54 pm
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Open letters with a theme

Dear DangKid,

You seem to have brought a four-year-old to lab with you. I noticed this because last I checked he is not enrolled in the class and I've not received any homeworks from him. I didn't say anything because he wasn't disrupting anything, and I can only assume that you had no other choice in the matter. Still, that room has very good acoustics, and I could hear him racing his cars all around your computer.

A bit puzzled,
Your TA


Dear Elder Sister Whoever,

Did you trade all your common sense for that black nametag? Last I checked the only non-sapient animals officially allowed into banks were service animals. Yet you seem to saw fit to come in - not as a customer, that I could tell, but only to visit your daughter in her place of employment - bringing along two very young puppies. I mention their age, because I couldn't help but notice that they're not housebroken. Such things become obvious when one of said puppies decides to take a crap on the carpet.

Seriously, WTF,
Innocent Bystander

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