Conversations With AC

[memnus]

My panic before Hum.

Me: Hey Odin! Give me my paper!

Odin: I don't have your paper!

Me: Oh shit!

(run run run)

Me: Soultooth, give Odin my paper!

SoultoothII: Here, Odin, have a paper!

(bike bike)

Me: Hey Odie, print my paper!

Odie: Perform printer maintenance!

Me: Fine! Hey Cujo, print my paper instead!

Pink Sign on Cujo: Sorry, Cujo is broken!

Me: Lassie, print my paper damn your eyes!

Lassie: Tray 3 empty! Don't use tray 3!

My watch: 1:16!

Me: Holy shit!

click

Comments

[sithjawa.livejournal.com]

That sounds remarkably like my afternoon.

Me: Odie, print stuff!
Odie: Perform printer maintenance!
Me: Cujo, don't print stuff!
Cujo: I will print lots of black goo!
Me: Cujo, tell people you don't work!
Cujo: Okay!
Me: Odie, print stuff!
Odie: No!
Me: Everyone, use Lassie!
Everyone: Lassie, print stuff!
Lassie: I'm so overworked! I will explode now!

Then I spent two hours trying to fix Odie. I still don't know if it is working.