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Brian ([personal profile] memnus) wrote2004-08-13 11:23 pm

Tonight's episode of Cooking With an Unmarried Male

Chicken fingers! It's like Denny's in your very own home!

I think this may be my craziest attempt at cooking yet. My breakfast entertainment recently has been paging through The Joy of Cooking (it's kinda amazing how a cookbook actually manages to be condescending, but never mind) and reading the "Know your ingredients" section. I happened to find the section on breading for foods.

Do you see the bad idea coming yet?

Mix a half-cup of flour, half-teaspoon salt, and quarter-teaspoon of garlic powder. Throw this in a plastic bag with the nicely thawed and cut chicken breast you've been planning for all day. Voila, instant breading. Throw in the oven.

I thought I'd have them done long before Robin got home and have to serve her cold chicken fingers. Instead she'll be back before they're even done.

Glee!

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[identity profile] ziqueenmab.livejournal.com 2004-08-14 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's like Denny's in your very own home!

Eh. Needs more creepy waitstaff, flavo(u)r shots, random shrieking high school kids, and punker types.