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Brian ([personal profile] memnus) wrote2009-04-29 11:32 pm
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Can this finally spill out of my brain?

TTTO S.J. Tucker, Alligator in the House. I'd be unsurprised if I'm not the first to write this.

There's a Cylon living in my head
One I met a bit before the war
We made love along the silver lake
But we can't go back there anymore
Now she stalks me through the narrow halls
Of our tired, worn and ragged fleet
And she's waiting for me in the lab
Asking questions as she rubs my ... feet

CHORUS
Now so say we all, have the Cylons won?
What's a toaster want from me anyhow?
I'm not that important, I'm just awfully smart
And I hope this mess is just for now

There's a Cylon living in my head
And she doesn't wear a lot of clothes
She just whispers softly in my ear
Though last week, she almost broke my nose
There's a Cylon living in my head
And she is pushing me into the race
I think Roslin'd rather see me dead
But she can't resist my pretty face

There's a Cylon hiding in the fleet
And she's flat refused to leave me be
All I want is half an hour alone
But she's here, I'll never be free
She will preach to me about her god
After framing me for our demise
I admit, he might have saved my life
Or is that another of her lies?

CHORUS
Now so say we all, what's this Cylon want?
What does God want for me in His plan?
I suppose if He freed me, I have no choice
But to just accept that I'm his hand.

There's a Cylon living by my side
I admit, the nights are getting wild
Though it's clear she isn't really here
She has promised we will have a child

Now the baby's not precisely mine
I confess, the circumstance is odd
But the doctor said it didn't live
Now the Cylon has me calling fraud

There's a Cylon sitting with a bomb
When I left her crying in her bed
As I take the presidentail oath
It goes off - with ten thousand dead

While we may have found another home
I don't know if it was worth the price
When I'd barely got it through my head
Cylon's back, and this is what she said

CHORUS
Oh so say we all, now the Cylons win
We have Raiders flying over your town
You had better surrender, if you want to live
On this wretched, slimy bit of ground

CHORUS
Now so say we all, frak it all to hell
What's a broken former doctor to do?
While I always did love her, I will never know
If a Cylon'd ever love me too.

...

Auugh I'm so sorry.

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[identity profile] ladydrakaina.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
congratulations you almost made me spit water at my keyboard

[identity profile] willskyfall.livejournal.com 2009-04-30 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
*thumbs up*, sir!