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Brian ([personal profile] memnus) wrote2003-12-11 12:21 pm

Thoughts in the shower

Remember this, boys and girls:

Playing your bass loud because you have a big subwoofer is like pissing on people because you have a big cock.

Or, something like that.

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[identity profile] sithjawa.livejournal.com 2003-12-11 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Great, now I am thinking "If I suddenly acquired a big cock, I'd totally use it to piss on people from on top of buildings."

Whoever invented penis envy should be informed that they are advocating the use of weapons of mass destruction.

[identity profile] regisman.livejournal.com 2003-12-11 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no.....if you got a truly big cock, you should use it to piss on people *on top* of buildings.....when you're on the ground.