Unexpected conversation

Something: Hey, look, a baby.
Brain: Yes. Not mine, being quiet. No problem.
Something: No, look.
Brain: Huh?
Something: Hands. Cheeks.
Brain: Hey, now, what is this?
Something: Cute feet!
Brain: WTF? How did you get this number?
Something: Hey, want one?
Brain: What part of the "not this decade" memo did you not read?
Something: When in Rome...
Brain: SECURITY!

This is utterly, utterly unexpected, and perhaps even a little unwelcome. That whole $15,000/year salary thing, y'know?

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