I'm not sure what to make of this.

Apparently while I was gone, we received a letter from out rental company. Keep in mind I'm copying this letter for letter...

Dear Tenant or Tenant's


Hello this is your Property Manager K**** M. D*****.

At this time the Owner is having financial difficulty's and is facing foreclosure on all of his rental property's and the only solution is to place all of them on the market for sale.

Please assist us in selling these properties's by not destroying of be discourteous to potential buyers and keep the properties in which you rent clean and free of debris and junk.

This will serve as 24 hr written notice to enter the property at any and all reasonable time.

This is important to all concerned as if we find qualified buyers for his property's the lease's stay intact otherwise after forclosure all of your leases become VOID, and you will be EVICTED by the Sheriff, or BANK.

Again thank you for your patients in working with all concerned. If there is a problem, or you have questions please feel free to call me at (801) ***-****.

I don't even know where to start with this. Perhaps the THREE different ways of writing 'properties'? The hideous abuse of innocent commas, inverted and otherwise? The implication that we should be more scared of the BANK than the Sheriff? And I know Alex is an EMT, but what does this Property Manager have to do with her patients?

Meanwhile, after I moved out of the Capitol Hill apartment, management there turned the air conditioning on full blast... two weeks before the electric bill stops being in my name. Those two weeks used more electricity than any month I lived there. It'll take almost all of my security deposit to pay for it.

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